Santa & Banta

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You Appoint me
Interviewer : .!!!!!!! > >====================== > >

Santa: What is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.

Banta: When did George Washington die? > >
Santa: two days before his funeral. >

Banta: Tell me five FEROCIOUS animals you can think of........
Santa: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.

Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The Judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence.
"They should not put up such misleading notices", said Banta.

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